WOMEN 101

I don't know about other women but,I'm sick of men claiming they don't know what we,women want--that we never tell them.We Do tell them,It's just that THEY DON'T listen!For instance:  We'll tell our men to pick up an item for us at the store.....Even write it down-specific brand and all(if required) Chances are they"ll come home and tell us "I could'nt find it,So I got you this instead"
Now apparently,YOU don't read neither,because if you did,YOU would see WE DID'NT list an alternate.
(never mind,we may think you've overlooked it or did'nt look hard enough) WHATEVER,-We did'nt want
"THIS". So now YOU'VE MADE us upset because " THIS" is something WE'LL have to take back--If you
have the receipt--If Not-WE'LL have to throw or give "THIS" away.-Costing us twice the amount of money
when WE pick up the right item.We might also feel guilt for not being able to use "THIS" that YOU brought home.I know I don't like money going down the toilet. WE GET REALLY UPSET when YOU tell us
"Better than nothing".......THINK AGAIN,EINSTEIN!
RULE # 1-READ (exactly as written) If you don't have a list,it's usually because YOU tell us "I'LL
REMEMBER"
RULE #2--REMEMBER..........If you do come home saying "I could'nt find it" or "I forgot"
DON'T BRING US "THIS"----Rule 2 also applies to special occasions--MOST of which are advertised
way ahead of time. THERE'S NO EXCUSE!
Our birthdays,anniversaries and such BETTER BE FILED UNDER "SPORTING EVENTS" upstairs if
it'll help you REMEMBER!.....As for gifts..YOU WILL KNOW what to get us,if YOU take the time to
think and/or listen. For instance,-Valentines Day-If your woman is on a diet,DO NOT give her a box of chocolates! That says YOU GRABBED it off the shelf WITHOUT THINKING of HER. DON'T
expect a reward.The box will end up with "THIS" or thrown across the room AND she'll be hurt by the lack of consideration.
RULE#3 --RESEARCH------This goes for ALL occasions. (If she does tell you what SHE WANTS -and you can afford it-GET her EXACTLY that) Otherwise,LOOK and LISTEN HARDER.But,
DON'T fall back on household appliances and the like.WE KNOW WHEN YOU SLACK!
RULE#4-ROMANCE---(It's NOT just for special occasions) Little things MEAN ALOT!
Kissing,hugging, helping out at home(without being told),bringing her HER FAVORITE snack,beverage,
flowers ect--JUST BECAUSE. Complimenting her also is very nice. BUT BEWARE-IF YOU DO ANY OF IT TO GAIN SOMETHING IN RETURN---WE WILL SMELL A RAT!!
RULE #5--RELAX......but DON'T fall off the planet!
Men have a tendency to talk too much! A conversation can start out "generic" but,if left unchecked--
WE,WOMEN suddenly hear YOU MEN spilling the contents of our personal lives-ESPECIALLY,
things that have to do with us specifically--Right there in front of family,friends and/or acquaintances-
to which, WE give YOU "THE LOOK" YOU MEN DO KNOW what "the look" is--because later,
(AND IT BETTER BE LATER) You'll ask "What'd ya give me that look for?" We'll be mad BUT
If you ask  that question in front of people and we smile and say"what look?" WE'LL BE REALLY MAD!
Last,but NOT least-RULE #6-RESPECT---Look it up in the dictionary if YOU want to know the exact
definition--otherwise treat us and talk about us in a VERY NICE way....not too hard
WE'LL BE HAPPY AND YOU MEN WILL BE HAPPY........
Is'nt that all that matters?